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  1. #21

    Re: Hayley Holt's panty sniffer barbie doll blunder

    Wtf...you've had your spies out again d!!!

    Its indeed a sqwat...and in another 50 years when I'm way old and decrepit...stiff az...and unable to open a door even...let alone wipe me ass

    Im gunna buy me one of these suckers...who knows they may even be able to do that looking at the angles they can achieve!!

    https://mobile.twitter.com/aljwhite/...412299/video/1

  2. #22

    Re: Hayley Holt's panty sniffer barbie doll blunder

    Happy VD day d

    Please send me your addy...

    I wish to send you a whole bunch of roses with my body odour, each individually smeared, with moi's arm pit fragrance and a couple of pairs of used panties...

    ...so you can get an idea of the essential oils I'm talking about

    It'll enable you to expunge previous nightmarish VD experiences that I know you've been on the receiving end...

    Hurry up..the courier's anxiously waiting in the drive way now looking a bit pale

  3. #23

    Re: Hayley Holt's panty sniffer barbie doll blunder

    Already received my present T, and what a beauty it was.
    Crusher announced her intentions, and immediately Clarke starting having morning sickness. Buuudyful.

    “Darling,” says T to his Princess, “let’s swap positions tonight.”
    “What a good idea,” she replies.
    “You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes and I’ll sit in front of the TV and fart.”
    I dislike people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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